the little things make my day

"my name's sh-sh-shaq."

"is that your happy sigh?"

"this is the retard table. represent!"

"LET'S GO, PUMPKIN!"

"say toy boy 5 times fast."

"from british accents to weird homonyms."
"synonyms."

"my mac runs faster than the speed of dirt."

"the speed of squirrels."



"Shelby, the pumpkin."